MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!

THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER!!!!!! MORE OF NO MORE FOOD!!!!!!!!!! So I've been thinking.... NO MORE FOOD!!! is a good title and all, but I think we could do better. If you have any suggestions please comment(any at all greatly appreciated!!!!). And here it is......


Eric looked like he was about to say more, but Lizzie came over with our orders on a tray. Lizzie winked at us and said, "Enjoy you're donuts."
I giggled and opened my donut box. I had never seen a more beautiful sight than the donuts sitting before me. It was almost as if I could hear the calorie angels calling out to me. I looked into the box and began stuffing my mouth with the luscious donuts. They tasted a thousand times over what I ever dreamed of.
While I was stuffing my face, Eric was eating his first donut, and was only half way through with it. He set it down and said, "So Maggie Pie, I was thinking since summer is coming up and it's already May, maybe we could go shopping for some swimsuits?"
I looked up, surprised. I new it was May, but I didn't think he would want to go together. "Sure," I said. "Let's do it tomorrow. Is that okay?" I asked. I wanted to see him model a swimsuit so bad. While I waited for his answer I continued swallowing my donuts whole.
Eric shrugged. "Sure I guess," he said, shoving the last bite into his mouth. He waved his arm to the boxes of donuts in front of us and said, "But we may have to go to the gym first to get off all this extra weight. I swear, I can feel this chair starting to break." We both laughed.
We sat in silence while I finished shoving four donuts at once into my mouth. Eric only picked at his. After finishing three donuts he said, "I think I should take you home now." I looked at the clock on the wall and it said it was only 8:47.
I whined and protested with my mouth full of donuts, "But it's not even nine, yet. Why do you have to take me home now?"
Eric took my hand that wasn't shoving food into my face and said, "Well I was thinking that you have to have your beauty sleep before we go shopping because I don't want to have to look at your sexy body, and then go to kiss your face and it would have circles under your eyes."
I groaned while still shoving donuts into my face and said, "All right. But let me check something first." I quickly shoved the last donut into my face and threw the empty donut box away. I went up to the counter and said, "Hey Lizzie, I know that the donuts that I got had way more calories than Eric's. He said that for every one original donut you eat you gain one pound. How much weight do you gain when you eat one of the donuts I had?"
"You gain one and a half pounds per one donut. Why do you want to know?" Lizzie asked.
It's because tomorrow I'm going shopping for swimsuits with Eric and I wanted to know if I could still be in the same general size," I said, cocking my head and smiling an evil grin.
Eric walked up to Lizzie and handed her the rest of the donuts that Eric didn't eat. "Here you go. I don't want it," Eric said.
Lizzie smiled, said thank you, and we were out of there.